Hair Club For Men satisfied customer Mike and his stepdaughter Rani seem nice, so I’m going to assume that it was the sleazy HCFM infomercial producers who talked Rani into telling a story about how her friends saw her stepdad with his shiny new mullet-of-dreams and thought he was “not bad looking.”

Strange Hair Club Testimonial from a Stepdaughter

However carefully it’s worded or innocently it’s said in a wholesome Midwestern accent, they still just suggested that the HCFM will make your teen stepdaughter’s friends think you’re hot. Yuck.

Oh gross.  Did you know that NBC ordered a pilot from The Wonder Years‘s producer Bob Brush called Lost In The ’80s, described as “an ’80s version” of one of the most deeply beloved TV shows of that decade. So, yeah, that sucks.

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